Real situation: Al Pacino walks by and you get to drop your best impression of one of his classic lines. Take a deep breath — and pray you don’t screw up like our camera guy did. (TMZ)

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Whatever you do, don’t look at the legs in the background!    (TMZ)

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Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez can wear any color … even Pepto Bismal pink!

The American Idol judge showed up to her judging gig looking gorgeous in a hot pink Michael Kors dress … with a mega slit up the front. Get a load of those legs!

The skintight gown, beautifully showing off Ms. Lopez’s curves, is part of Kors’ Resort 2012 collection.

No doubt, Casper Smart’s ladylove looks smokin’ hot from head to toe! (X17)

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Last night Rihanna dined at her fav restaurant, Giorgio Baldi, and the 24-year-old R&B hottie showed off her impressive manicure as she exited the Santa Monica eatery.

Instead of hitting the clubs until 3am, Rihanna went home fairly early with her gal pals after stopping by Las Palmas, and she posted several cryptic tweets, along with a shot of her BFF smoking. Ahh, so it was that kind of party! It must have lasted all night long, because around 6am she retweeted this hot pic:  (X17)

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Spring has officially sprung which can mean only one thing … half-naked celebrity photos from all around the world! 

Check out some of the sexy starlettes that have started off the year right and busted out their bikini bodies in 2012! (TMZ)

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Even though her Oscar night pose spawned its own photo trend and even its own Twitter handle … Angelina Jolie says she didn’t pay any mind to the craze known as “Jolieing.”

The woman with the most famous right leg in Hollywood tells the Huffington Post she ignored all the press following her red carpet appearance. 

She told HuffPo, “I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff … I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention.”

First we’re supposed to believe she just struck the pose naturally (we’re sticking with our theory that she did it on a bet — someone told her they’d donate money to a children’s charity if she stuck her leg out) … and now we’re supposed to believe she didn’t relish the attention? 

More people bought tickets to “The Tourist” than believed her story. (TMZ)     PoliticsofHollywood/ Varona 

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Rihanna is looking glam and gorgeous as a geisha on the set of her music video for “Princess of China” … her duet with Coldplay!

In these new Twitter photos, the 24-year-old songstress used chopsticks and wicked makeup to complete her look. RiRi Tweeted, “Gangsta goth geisha #thuglife #princessofchina.”

Gotta love how Rihanna is utilizing her extra long nails. Diva-licious!

(X17)

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Lindsay Lohan’s attorney Stephanie Ovadia isn’t backing down regarding the lawsuit with Pitbull over using Lilo’s name in the song “Give Me Everything.” However, Pitbull’s attorney is firing back!

The line in question goes, “So I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’, I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”

In court papers, Ovadia wrote:

“The threshold of consciousness is the dividing line between something that can be processed by the conscious mind and something that enters the subconscious mind without any such processing.”

Pitbull’s legal team fired back saying that Ovadia’s “legal discussion mostly consists of plagiarized excerpts of articles found on various websites without explaining their relevance to the facts and issues in this case.”

Ouch! Sounds like this case is getting even uglier. (X17)

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Paris Hilton in a bikini in Miami yesterday,

Not bad, right?  (TMZ)

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